{"id":247,"date":"2010-02-04T17:24:05","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T16:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.druiduv.net\/?p=247"},"modified":"2010-02-04T17:24:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T16:24:05","slug":"rozklepan-cesta-domu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Rozklepan\u00e1 cesta dom\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska m\u011b napadlo \u017ee bych mohl po cest\u011b z pr\u00e1ce v autobuse vypotit n\u011bjakej ten text\u00edk. Pln\u00fd nad\u0161en\u00ed a optimismu zasedl jsem na za\u010f\u00e1k (pro neznal\u00e9 \u2013 ty spojen\u00fd seda\u010dky \u00fapln\u011b vzadu v autobusu) a nat\u011b\u0161en\u011b, rozhl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc se po ostatn\u00edch, zdalipak mi z\u00e1vid\u00ed \u017ee m\u00e1m notebook, jsem za\u010dal ps\u00e1t.&#160; \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si, jak je skv\u011bl\u00e9 \u017ee m\u00e1m notebook a m\u016f\u017eu ps\u00e1t na r\u016fzn\u00fdch m\u00edstech. Jako p\u0159\u00edklad uvedu m\u00e1 obl\u00edben\u00e1: postel a\u2026 z\u00e1chod.<\/p>\n<p> <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>U\u017e jsem m\u011bl kus \u010dl\u00e1nku za sebou kdy\u017e jsme minuli hranice \u010desk\u00fdch bud\u011bjovic a autobus za\u010dal sk\u00e1kat jak o \u017eivot. Vyd\u011b\u0161en\u011b se pod\u00edv\u00e1m ven a sna\u017e\u00edm se pod koly autobusu naj\u00edt cokoliv, co by t\u0159eba jen vzd\u00e1len\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00ednalo silnici. No, asi u\u017e v\u00edte \u017ee jsem nebyl v hled\u00e1n\u00ed moc \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd a nav\u00edc mi p\u0159i tom bujn\u00e9m nadskakov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t spadl notebook hranou na tu \u010d\u00e1st t\u011bla kter\u00e1 je pro n\u00e1s chlapce vcelku d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e1. <\/p>\n<p>Upustil jsem tedy od p\u016fvodn\u011b dokonal\u00e9ho n\u00e1padu ps\u00e1t \u010dl\u00e1nek v autobusu a zbytek dopisuju doma. <\/p>\n<p>Snad abych shrnul tak n\u011bjak cestu. Zanedlouho po offroad j\u00edzd\u011b jsme plynule najeli na plochu kterou by i \u010dlov\u011bk s nedostatkem fantasie mohl nazvat silnic\u00ed. Pot\u00e9 u\u017e nebyl probl\u00e9m kochat se krajinou, nez\u0159\u00eddka os\u00e1zenou dobytkem a mnoha hospod\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdmi komplexy. I kdy\u017e to, jak by \u0159ekl klasik ,,v l\u00e9t\u011b stra\u0161n\u011b smrd\u00ed&quot; p\u0159eci jen m\u00e1m okol\u00ed na\u0161eho malebn\u00e9ho m\u011bstyse velice r\u00e1d.<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p><em>(vsuvka, popravd\u011b jsem za\u010dal ps\u00e1t \u010dl\u00e1nek u\u017e v\u010dera, bohu\u017eel jsem n\u011bjak pozapomn\u011bl publikovat a tak se na to vrh\u00e1m dnes o5 v autobuse. Snad toho stihnu co nejv\u00edce napsat p\u0159ed v\u00fdjezdem z m\u011bsta)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A tak jsem tak dlouho p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel co napsat d\u00e1l, \u017ee jsem si ani nev\u0161iml \u017ee op\u011bt m\u00edj\u00edm hranice m\u011bsta. Ale dneska se ned\u00e1m, ne bez boje!!! Je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 napsat jedin\u00e9 slovo nato\u017epak cel\u00fd \u0159\u00e1dek. Neum\u00edte si p\u0159edstavit co je to za peklo !!! Notebook ka\u017edou chv\u00edli sj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed na stranu a j\u00e1 jen tak tak st\u00edh\u00e1m jednou rukou ps\u00e1t a druhou chytat. <\/p>\n<p>Huff, zd\u00e1 se \u017ee je chv\u00edle klidu. Autobus zastavil na relativn\u011b rovn\u00e9m povrchu autobusov\u00e9 zast\u00e1vky v\u2026&#160; no prost\u011b n\u011bkde tady.<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>JEDEME D\u00c1L<\/p>\n<p>Proboha! Pomoc! Tentokr\u00e1t si v\u00e1\u017en\u011b p\u0159ipad\u00e1m jak v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00fd report\u00e9r proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed v obrn\u011bn\u00e9m vozidle minov\u00e9 pole. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 mi d\u011blat probl\u00e9my rozezn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed p\u00edsmenek na kl\u00e1vesnici i obrazovce a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m obdivovat redaktory na cest\u00e1ch, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 nejsem schopn\u00fd napsat ani f\u0148.<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>Tak mysl\u00edm \u017ee bude lep\u0161\u00ed ukon\u010dit tenhle chaotick\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nek a vrhnout se napospas autobus\u00e1kovi a jeho speci\u00e1ln\u00ed schopnosti jet i tam kde to nejde. A konkr\u00e9tn\u011b tenhle autobus\u00e1k je schopn\u00fd sjet s ma\u0161inou z kolej\u00ed a vz\u00edt to zkratkou p\u0159ez les.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska m\u011b napadlo \u017ee bych mohl po cest\u011b z pr\u00e1ce v autobuse vypotit n\u011bjakej ten text\u00edk. Pln\u00fd nad\u0161en\u00ed a optimismu zasedl jsem na za\u010f\u00e1k (pro neznal\u00e9 \u2013 ty spojen\u00fd seda\u010dky \u00fapln\u011b vzadu v autobusu) a nat\u011b\u0161en\u011b, rozhl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc se po ostatn\u00edch, zdalipak mi z\u00e1vid\u00ed \u017ee m\u00e1m notebook, jsem za\u010dal ps\u00e1t.&#160; \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si, jak je skv\u011bl\u00e9 \u017ee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muj-svet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}