{"id":363,"date":"2010-10-29T16:51:14","date_gmt":"2010-10-29T14:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.druiduv.net\/?p=363"},"modified":"2010-10-29T16:51:14","modified_gmt":"2010-10-29T14:51:14","slug":"pohdky-dnen-doby-aneb-jak-znicit-dte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/?p=363","title":{"rendered":"Poh\u00e1dky dne\u0161n\u00ed doby aneb jak zni\u010dit d\u00edt\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.druiduv.net\/IMG\/d7473ab70faf_E6DB\/35_3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline; float: left\" title=\"35_3\" alt=\"35_3\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/www.druiduv.net\/IMG\/d7473ab70faf_E6DB\/35_3_thumb.jpg\" width=\"124\" height=\"164\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Jednoho ve\u010dera stalo se, \u017ee velice inteligentn\u00ed a kr\u00e1sn\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk jm\u00e9nem Druid nemohl usnout. Dlouho p\u0159edlouho p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel co s t\u00edm, a\u017e ho napadl geni\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1pad. Vr\u00e1t\u00ed se do d\u011btsk\u00fdch let a pust\u00ed si n\u011bjakou audiopoh\u00e1dku. V nad\u011bji \u017ee si poslechne klasiky jako pern\u00edkovou chaloupku nebo \u010dervenou karkulku na\u0161el na internetu server co streamuje poh\u00e1dky cel\u00fd den a klikl na play\u2026\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>No a tak se ke m\u011b dostal jak\u00fdsi impuls k tomu, abych zjistil jestli dne\u0161n\u00ed poh\u00e1dky je\u0161t\u011b za n\u011bco stoj\u00ed. Ony \u00fadajn\u00e9 audiopoh\u00e1dky opravdu ni\u010d\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b. Jak jsem psal v \u00favodu, na nejmenovan\u00e9m serveru jsem m\u011bl mo\u017enost poslouchat dv\u011b poh\u00e1dky. Prvn\u00ed byla O lv\u00ed\u010dkvovi. V podstat\u011b \u0161lo o to \u017ee i kdy\u017e to byl looser maminka mu d\u00e1vala plan\u00e9 nad\u011bje \u017ee bude jednou kr\u00e1lem zv\u00ed\u0159at. Onen lv\u00ed\u010dek m\u011bl dva nejlep\u0161\u00ed kamar\u00e1dy, hienu a zp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00edho slona. Hiena ho u\u010dila jak se chcechtat a schov\u00e1vala mu sva\u010dinu do \u0161koly, slon ho u\u010dil troubit. A te\u010f p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed hlavn\u00ed z\u00e1pletka filmu. Lv\u00ed\u010dek se cht\u011bl nau\u010dit od opice sk\u00e1kat, a ta mu \u0159ekla \u017ee jen za nosoro\u017e\u010d\u00ed roh. Lv\u00ed\u010dek pro n\u011bj \u0161el, nosoro\u017eec se na n\u011bj na\u0161tval lv\u00ed\u010dek utekl a to je cel\u00e9. <\/p>\n<p>Kde je ponau\u010den\u00ed? Nebo jak\u00fd to m\u00e1 smysl? \u0158\u00edkal jsem si \u017ee nic hor\u0161\u00edho u\u017e b\u00fdt ani nem\u016f\u017ee ale to byl omyl.. Jak\u00fdsi hlas tam za\u010dal vypr\u00e1v\u011bt dal\u0161\u00ed poh\u00e1dku O tat\u00ednkovy kter\u00fd se p\u0159estal zlobit. Bylo to o tom \u017ee otec rodiny m\u011bl v\u00edno rad\u0161i ne\u017e vlastn\u00ed t\u0159\u00edletou dcerku. Jednoho dne si hr\u00e1lo d\u011bcko u ledni\u010dky a jednu fla\u0161ku v\u00edna rozbila. Tat\u00ednek se nadechl jako kdyby cht\u011bl d\u00edt\u011b se\u0159vat, ale po k\u00e1rn\u00e9m pohledu od maminky rozumn\u011b vysv\u011btlil co ten capart ud\u011blal \u0161patn\u011b\u2026 A ponau\u010den\u00ed? Nehrajte si s t\u00e1tov\u00fdm chlastem nebo se bude zlobit. To je poselstv\u00ed co dne\u0161n\u00ed dosp\u011bl\u00ed d\u00e1vaj\u00ed d\u011btem. Toliko k audiopoh\u00e1dk\u00e1m kter\u00e9 na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed dne\u0161n\u00ed d\u011bti d\u00edky televizi a\u017e tolik neposlouchaj\u00ed. Rozhodl jsem se v b\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed pokra\u010dovat a vrhl jsem se na Televizn\u00ed tvorbu. Kdy\u017e jsem byl capart j\u00e1, klasick\u00fd poh\u00e1dky jako Da\u0159buj\u00e1n a Pandrhola, Obu\u0161ku s pytle ven nebo Honza m\u00e1lem kr\u00e1lem d\u00e1vali jen o sv\u00e1tc\u00edch, a tak nezbylo nic jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e se koukat na \u201cstudiovky\u201d co vys\u00edlali po ku\u0159\u00e1tk\u00e1ch ka\u017ed\u00fd den na \u010dt1. Byly to vlastn\u011b klasick\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy, variace na \u010dertova \u0161vagra, Lotranda a Zubejdu nebo m\u00e9 obl\u00edben\u00e9 po\u0161\u0165\u00e1ck\u00e9 poh\u00e1dky. V nad\u011bji \u017ee se kone\u010dn\u011b pobav\u00edm u tradi\u010dn\u00ed poh\u00e1dky zapnul jsem bednu a naladil jedni\u010dku.<\/p>\n<p>2 minuty\u2026 P\u0159esn\u011b tak dlouho jsem vydr\u017eel d\u00edvat se na tu obludnost kde tan\u010dila dvoj\u010data oble\u010den\u00e1 stejn\u011b jako byly americk\u00e9 lolitky z jednoho nejmenovan\u00e9ho pornofilmu, a to na p\u00edse\u0148 od Lady Gaga. V tu chv\u00edli jsem pochopil pro\u010d jsou dne\u0161n\u00ed d\u011bti takov\u00e9 jak\u00e9 jsou. No, m\u016f\u017eu jen doufat \u017ee se na studiovky vrhne pan Tro\u0161ka proto\u017ee on je snad posledn\u00ed kter\u00fd v\u00ed jak m\u00e1 poh\u00e1dka vypadat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#160; Jednoho ve\u010dera stalo se, \u017ee velice inteligentn\u00ed a kr\u00e1sn\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk jm\u00e9nem Druid nemohl usnout. Dlouho p\u0159edlouho p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel co s t\u00edm, a\u017e ho napadl geni\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1pad. Vr\u00e1t\u00ed se do d\u011btsk\u00fdch let a pust\u00ed si n\u011bjakou audiopoh\u00e1dku. 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