{"id":408,"date":"2010-11-20T01:39:29","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T00:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.druiduv.net\/?p=408"},"modified":"2010-11-20T01:39:29","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T00:39:29","slug":"legend-of-neil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"Legend of Neil"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Posledn\u00ed v\u011bc co si Neal pamatuje je \u017ee byl opil\u00fd a hr\u00e1l zeldu. Pak si ho vyt\u00e1hnul a za\u010dal masturbovat nad v\u00edlou ze hry proto\u017ee byla celkem sexy, a pak se za\u010dal \u0161krtit ovlada\u010dem od nintenda a najednou se objevil v ciz\u00edm sv\u011bt\u011b.<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

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Tak tohle jsou slova \u00favodn\u00ed p\u00edsn\u011b legendy o Neilovi. Mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct \u017ee n\u011bco tak hust\u00fdho jsem u\u017e dlouho nevid\u011bl. Aby jste pochopili co t\u00edm mysl\u00edm, shrnu d\u011bj n\u011bkolika prvn\u00edch d\u00edl\u016f.<\/p>\n

Link se dostane do fantasy sv\u011bta, najde jeskyni a v n\u00ed potk\u00e1 \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9ho d\u011bdka od kter\u00e9ho dostane nepou\u017eiteln\u00fd d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fd me\u010d kter\u00fd st\u0159\u00edl\u00ed blesky. Po tom co zabije prvn\u00edho nep\u0159\u00edtele a sn\u00ed srd\u00ed\u010dko, dostane po hub\u011b od toho dal\u0161\u00edho. Pak potk\u00e1 zeldu o kter\u00e9 zjist\u00ed \u017ee je \u010dern\u00e1 a nakonec si to rozd\u00e1 z v\u00edlou kter\u00e1 je asi tak 100x men\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e on\u2026 Nev\u00edm jak to funguje ale asi si to u\u017eil proto\u017ee mu to doplnilo v\u0161echny \u017eivoty.<\/p>\n

Ka\u017ed\u00fd d\u00edl tohohle \u201cseri\u00e1lu\u201d m\u00e1 sice jen osm minut ale zase si celou tu dobu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te OMG! nebo WTF! A nebo se tlem\u00edte sc\u00e9nk\u00e1m typu : <\/p>\n

P\u0159ed linkem se objev\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u0161era.<\/em><\/p>\n

Link : Co s n\u00ed m\u00e1m jako d\u011blat?<\/em><\/p>\n

Sta\u0159ec : no v\u017edy\u0165 v\u00ed\u0161, p\u0159ece jsme t\u011b tr\u00e9novali.<\/em><\/p>\n

Link : Ne, netr\u00e9novali.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sta\u0159ec : V\u00e1\u017en\u011b ? No, m\u011bl to b\u00fdt t\u0159\u00eddenn\u00ed kurz, v\u00e1\u017en\u011b jsi tam nebyl? No, ty si n\u011bjak porad\u00ed\u0161. Prost\u011b j\u00ed zabij.<\/em><\/p>\n

Link     : A jak m\u00e1m tu p\u0159\u00ed\u0161eru asi zab\u00edt?<\/em><\/p>\n

Sta\u0159ec : Tu p\u0159\u00ed\u0161eru zabije\u0161 t\u00edm Linku, \u017ee j\u00ed vezme\u0161 \u017eivot.<\/em><\/p>\n

Psal jsem to z pam\u011bti tak\u017ee ten dialog asi bude poskl\u00e1danej krapet jinak. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, vtip z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 \ud83d\ude00 .<\/p>\n

Tenhle seri\u00e1l z \u010deskejma titulema najdete na webu VIDEACESKY<\/a> tak nezapome\u0148te ho co nejd\u0159\u00edv zkouknout!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Posledn\u00ed v\u011bc co si Neal pamatuje je \u017ee byl opil\u00fd a hr\u00e1l zeldu. Pak si ho vyt\u00e1hnul a za\u010dal masturbovat nad v\u00edlou ze hry proto\u017ee byla celkem sexy, a pak se za\u010dal \u0161krtit ovlada\u010dem od nintenda a najednou se objevil v ciz\u00edm sv\u011bt\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muj-svet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}