{"id":482,"date":"2011-02-08T18:05:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T17:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.druiduv.net\/2011\/02\/fuck-the-future\/"},"modified":"2011-02-08T18:05:35","modified_gmt":"2011-02-08T17:05:35","slug":"fuck-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/?p=482","title":{"rendered":"FUCK THE FUTURE"},"content":{"rendered":"

K tomuhle \u010dl\u00e1nku jsem dostal podn\u011bt p\u0159\u00edmo z mekky vtipnejch obr\u00e1zk\u016f, Kuvatonu. V\u0161ichni si v dne\u0161n\u00ed dob\u011b st\u011b\u017eujou \u017ee ka\u017edej n\u011bkam posp\u00edch\u00e1, v\u0161echno de tak n\u011bjak rychle a na nic neni \u010das. V tomhle \u010dl\u00e1nku v\u00e1m uk\u00e1\u017eu \u017ee je to p\u0159esn\u011b naopak. V\u0161echno je tak n\u011bjak\u2026 pomalej\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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1.Konzole<\/h2>\n

D\u0159\u00edve:<\/h3>\n

Vlo\u017eila se cartridge z hrou.<\/p>\n

Zm\u00e1\u010dklo se tla\u010d\u00edtko power.<\/p>\n

3x start a hr\u00e1lo se. Celej proces trval n\u011bjakejch dvacet sekund<\/p>\n

(nes, snes)<\/p>\n

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Dnes:<\/h3>\n

Vlo\u017een\u00ed CD<\/p>\n

15 sekund na\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\u010cek\u00e1n\u00ed na loga co nejdou p\u0159esko\u010dit.<\/p>\n

Dal\u0161\u00ed loading (tentokr\u00e1t se nahr\u00e1v\u00e1 intro)<\/p>\n

Zm\u00e1\u010dknut\u00ed tla\u010d\u00edtka na p\u0159esko\u010den\u00ed intra.<\/p>\n

Loading\u2026<\/p>\n

V\u00fdber hern\u00edho m\u00f3du\/obt\u00ed\u017enosti.<\/p>\n

Loading\u2026<\/p>\n

Nastaven\u00ed hlavn\u00ed postavy.<\/p>\n

Loading\u2026<\/p>\n

Samotn\u00e1 hra. Tohle v\u0161echno trv\u00e1 tak kolem deseti minut.<\/p>\n

2. Filmy<\/h2>\n

D\u0159\u00edve:<\/h3>\n

Vlo\u017een\u00ed VHS<\/p>\n

Play<\/p>\n

P\u0159eto\u010den\u00ed reklam.<\/p>\n

Film<\/p>\n

Celkem to zabere minutku a\u017e dv\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Dnes:<\/h3>\n

Vlo\u017een\u00ed CD<\/p>\n

Protipit\u00e1tsk\u00e9 varov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Nep\u0159esko\u010diteln\u00e1 \u201cji\u017e brzy\u201d videa.<\/p>\n

Nep\u0159esko\u010diteln\u00fd trailer (ten se u\u017e d\u00e1 zrychlit)<\/p>\n

Menu<\/p>\n

V\u00fdb\u011br jazyka, titulk\u016f a tak podobn\u011b.<\/p>\n

Zp\u00e1tky do menu.<\/p>\n

Play<\/p>\n

Film<\/p>\n

\u010cas: 5 minut.<\/p>\n

Televize<\/h2>\n

D\u0159\u00edv:<\/h3>\n

Zapnut\u00ed.<\/p>\n

P\u0159ep\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed kan\u00e1l\u016f (s nulovou prodlevou mezi p\u0159epnut\u00edm)<\/p>\n

Po zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed co je na v\u0161ech \u010dty\u0159ech kan\u00e1lech sledov\u00e1n\u00ed programu.<\/p>\n

\u010cas : Asi 30 sekund<\/p>\n

Dnes:<\/h3>\n

Zapnout televizi.<\/p>\n

Zapnout Settopbox.<\/p>\n

Kr\u00e1tk\u00fd loading.<\/p>\n

P\u0159ep\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed kan\u00e1l\u016f (s 1-2 sekundovou prodlevou mezi p\u0159ep\u00edn\u00e1n\u00edm)<\/p>\n

Opakov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159edchoz\u00edho kroku podle po\u010dtu kan\u00e1l\u016f (20x a\u017e asi 140x)<\/p>\n

Celkov\u00fd \u010das : A\u017e 15 minut<\/p>\n

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Mo\u017en\u00e1 by se toho na\u0161lo mnohem v\u00edc. Pokud v\u00e1s n\u011bco napadne, napi\u0161te do koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

K tomuhle \u010dl\u00e1nku jsem dostal podn\u011bt p\u0159\u00edmo z mekky vtipnejch obr\u00e1zk\u016f, Kuvatonu. V\u0161ichni si v dne\u0161n\u00ed dob\u011b st\u011b\u017eujou \u017ee ka\u017edej n\u011bkam posp\u00edch\u00e1, v\u0161echno de tak n\u011bjak rychle a na nic neni \u010das. V tomhle \u010dl\u00e1nku v\u00e1m uk\u00e1\u017eu \u017ee je to p\u0159esn\u011b naopak. V\u0161echno je tak n\u011bjak\u2026 pomalej\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muj-svet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}