{"id":556,"date":"2011-05-10T00:39:35","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T22:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.druiduvnet.mzf.cz\/?p=556"},"modified":"2011-05-10T00:39:35","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T22:39:35","slug":"maximln-absurdita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"Maxim\u00e1ln\u00ed absurdita"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.druiduvnet.mzf.cz\/IMAGES\/Maximln-absurdita_4DF\/absurdity.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: left; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"absurdity\" border=\"0\" alt=\"absurdity\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/www.druiduvnet.mzf.cz\/IMAGES\/Maximln-absurdita_4DF\/absurdity_thumb.jpg\" width=\"105\" height=\"85\" \/><\/a>  <\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>Stalo se v\u00e1m u\u017e n\u011bkdy \u017ee jste naprosto bezd\u016fvodn\u011b ud\u011blali n\u011bco tak absurdn\u00edho, \u017ee kdyby v\u00e1s p\u0159i tom n\u011bkdo na\u010dapal, za\u010dal by pochybovat o va\u0161em du\u0161evn\u00edm zdrav\u00ed?<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Nem\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct \u017ee bych takov\u00e9 v\u011bci d\u011blal n\u011bjak pravideln\u011b. Ob\u010das ale d\u011bl\u00e1m velice zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed v\u011bci bez zjevn\u00fdho d\u016fvodu. T\u0159eba p\u0159ed t\u00edm ne\u017e jsem za\u010dal ps\u00e1t tenhle post\u00edk tak jsem koukal na Genshiken a najednou jsem si uv\u011bdomil \u017ee je sundan\u00fd zadn\u00ed baterkokryt na ovlada\u010di a jedna z tu\u017ekov\u00fdch baterek se nach\u00e1zela v moj\u00ed lev\u00e9 nosn\u00ed d\u00edrce.<\/p>\n<p>Opravdu nev\u00edm pro\u010d jsem to ud\u011blal ani co m\u011b k tomu vedlo. Jen jsem si najednou uv\u011bdomil\u2026 \u017ee m\u00e1m baterku v nose. A takov\u00fd kixy se mi staly u\u017e v\u00edckr\u00e1t. Prost\u011b se do n\u011b\u010deho za\u017eeru, ruce aktivujou svoj\u00ed vlastn\u00ed inteligen\u010dn\u00ed jednotku a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b vym\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed zp\u016fsob jak p\u0159inutit okol\u00ed k jejich odd\u011blen\u00ed od t\u011bla aby si mohli zalo\u017eit tane\u010dn\u00ed duo v las vegas. Nebo kdy\u017e jsem onehdy vysypal p\u0159ip\u00edn\u00e1\u010dky na zem. Ka\u017ed\u00fd norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk by je uklidil. A pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b bych to tak v 99% p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f ud\u011blal i j\u00e1. Jen m\u011b v tu chv\u00edli napadlo vyzkou\u0161et jak jsou ty p\u0159ip\u00edn\u00e1\u010dky ostr\u00fd, a jako testovac\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st t\u011bla jsem si vybral jazyk. Ano, p\u00edchal jsem se p\u0159ip\u00edn\u00e1\u010dkem do jazyku.<\/p>\n<p>No, zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b jestli tyhle \u201cZkraty\u201d m\u00e1m jenom j\u00e1, a nebo jestli jste u\u017e n\u011bkdy n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho za\u017eili i vy \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#160; Stalo se v\u00e1m u\u017e n\u011bkdy \u017ee jste naprosto bezd\u016fvodn\u011b ud\u011blali n\u011bco tak absurdn\u00edho, \u017ee kdyby v\u00e1s p\u0159i tom n\u011bkdo na\u010dapal, za\u010dal by pochybovat o va\u0161em du\u0161evn\u00edm zdrav\u00ed? &#160; &#160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[14,28],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muj-svet","tag-absurdita","tag-blbost"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drujduv.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}